Props to my friend Lora - she's always there with the funny.
Well....tonight, I'm at dinner with an old friend (she's not old, I've just known her for a long time and if she reads this, she'll get mad that I called her old...I DID NOT!), and I get this txt msg from Lora
"Dial this number and just listen, 603-413-4133."
Its the number for the psychiatric hotline...and its fantastically funny....especially since they know who you are and why you're calling.