"December 10, 2008
Bad Tidings We Bring
Star magazine believes it has
solved the mystery of why Ashlee Simpson and Peter Wentz gave
their son such a crappy name. It seems that it's not accidental that "Bronx"
ends in "x" just like the Jolie-Pitt boys' names: Maddox, Pax, and Knox. Simpson
and Wentz tried to ape a baby name like their Hollywood heros in an attempt to
be more like Jolie and Pitt.
We hate to break it to you, but no matter what you say,
wear, or do, this:
ever turn into this:
Yours in the face of harsh reality,
Seriously - made me laugh so hard I almost peed! Just wanted to lighted your day!
Hope you enjoyed your visit to MollyWood - catch you later!